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Are you looking for funny travel quotes to make you giggle?

In this article, I share with you some of my top picks for funny quotes that are meant to brighten your day.  I don’t know about you but I love quotes-especially ones that are meant to lift your mood and brighten your day.

Whenever I miss traveling (which is pretty much all the time), I find myself googling quotes to cheer me up.

As the saying goes, laughter is the best medicine so strap on your laughing hat and let’s go on a hilarious journey with some of these funny travel quotes.

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Best Funny Travel Quotes

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Funny Travel Quotes to Make You Giggle


Although a little bit of a cliche, as soon as I read these funny quotes, I immediately found myself laughing out loud. Although a lot of them are silly, they couldn’t be more true! Keep on reading this article and find yourself in stitches laughing at these quotes.

“You don’t like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.”

“No WiFi out here, but I found a better connection.

“My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.”

funny quotes about travel“Shell yeah.”

“Tropic like it’s hot.

“I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world.

I wish I was a postcard. For under $2 you can travel the world to any location in the world.

“Get ready, (jet)set, and go.”

“I’m getting used to wearing flip flops everywhere. It’s a dangerous place to be. Next thing you know, I’m gonna show to a board meeting in sandals.”

Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.

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Funny Travel Quotes for Instagram


Although most photos on Instagram are known for having profound long captions, often times, it’s the silly ones that make me laugh the most. If you’re looking for some inspiration for your next Instagram caption, this place is a good place to start.

“Jet lag is for amateurs.” — Dick Clark

“If traveling was free… bye.”

“There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.”

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“Girls just wanna have sun.”

“Work, save, travel, repeat.”

I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” –Bob Hope

I absolutely love this travel quote by Bob Hope! Whenever I see it it definitely makes me laugh. On a more serious note though, having good luggage is a MUST when traveling. We have had luggage and backpacks that have lasted us for years!

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“I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel brochure.”

“May the forest be with you.”

“Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.”

funny quotes about travel“Nothing about this trip is plane.”

“Someone told me to ‘take a hike,’ so I did.”

“I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.”

I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just needed to go on a vacay.

Hilarious Travel Quotes to Make You Laugh


Here’s another set of funny travel quotes to put a smile on your face. I particularly love the quote about ironing boards comparing them to surfboards! Although there is nothing wrong with getting a job (we all have to do it!) finding balance is key.

One of my favorite entrepreneurs, Yvon Chouinard is the owner of the brand Patagonia and is notorious for telling his employees to go surfing during big swell days,.

“This is my resting beach face.”

“Travel, because money returns. Time doesn’t.

“Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.”

Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

“I’m in a complicated relationship with my suitcase.”

“Having to unpack my suitcase after vacation is like the ultimate emotional baggage.”

“Everyone is pregnant, engaged or getting married. I just wanna lose weight and travel.”

funny quotes for travel“In travel mode. Do not disturb.”

“I’m Havana great time.”

“Vacation calories don’t count. Right?”

funny travel quotes“It’s rude to leave a vacation waiting.”

“I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.”

“I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just want a paycheck to buy plane tickets.”

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“Travel, because money returns. Time doesn’t.”

“Buy the ticket, take the ride.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.”

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“This is my resting beach face.”

“Good things come to those, who book flights.”

“Girls don’t wait for the prince anymore, they pack and travel the world.”

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“Never stop doing things for the first time.”

“A journey is measured in friends rather than miles.” – Tim Cahill

“I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” –Bob Hope

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“Laugh more, worry less!”

“Screw the caviar, I want to travel the world!”

“It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!”

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“Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a tan, fall in love, never return.”

“Now is the time to seas the day.”

“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them” –Mark Twain

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“I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.”

“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”

“Yeah, working is great…but have you tried travelling?”

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Having to unpack my suitcase after vacation is like the ultimate emotional baggage.”

“Airports: the only place where drinking 8 AM is socially acceptable.”

“I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m headed to the airport.”

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“Can’t decide if I need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 months of travel.

“Work tip: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

“I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!”

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“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas.

“You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license.

“I followed my heart and it led me to the airport.”

travel quotes that are funny“I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to … anywhere.”

“I love when people say “just quit your job and travel.” Taking an Uber from the bar to my home is the only travel I can afford.

“Be afraid. And do it anyway.”

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“In travel mode. Do not disturb.”

“Don’t know where to go? Just wing it.”

“I wish that road trips could pay my bills.”

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“At the end of the day…I’d rather like to have a lot of stories to tell, than a full bank account.”

“I just want to travel the world, overspend at IKEA and drink coffee while cuddling puppies.”

“Life is short. Call in sick and book that last minute flight.”

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“Go now, next week or next month… but GO!!”

“I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”

“Backpacking is money spent on Education.”

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“Tripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked.”

Friend 1: I’m getting a house. Friend 2: I’m having a baby. Friend 3: I’m getting married…Me: I’m headed to the airport.

“Las Vegas is sort of how God would do it if he had money.” – Steve Wynn

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“Have you ever stopped to think, maybe travel is addicted to me?”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is kind of the same thing.”

“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine”

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“That moment when you’re asked where you got something and you answer with the name of the country, not the name of the store.”

“Backpacking is money spent on Education.”

“Good things come to those, who book flights.”

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That’s it for this article! I hope that it gave you a brief moment of entertainment and inspired you to come up with your own hilarious funny travel quotes!

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